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Got My Swag On

The act of having swag when you enter a room or area.
Dennis: Yo I got my swag on so let's get to the party!
by JuneYanks January 8, 2014
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Tool Bag Swag

The aura given off by someone who displays extreme tool-ish behavior. Tool Bag Swag is hard to attain, as only the kings of douchebagery exemplify this quality. People who wear nothing but Polo, rediculous oversized sunglasses, and flat brimmed tool or 59fifty hats have this. Tool bag swag describes the ultimate tool's way of life.
Joe displays his Tool Bag Swag as he lifts up his Polo T-Shirt to flash girls his abdominals in the hallway.
by TheSharpestBluntObject June 1, 2011
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Million Dollar Swag

Basically means you have swag that is worth a million dollars. Only found in people who have great style, appearance etc.
Guy 1: Dayum, no one has swagger like me.
Guy 2: That's cos you have Million Dollar Swag dude.
by jerseyshorefan(: September 12, 2010
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Cholo Boy Swag

A person with a lot of swag. most commonly a Cholo that has mexican origins.
look at that guy! He has Cholo Boy Swag.
by The #1 Boss May 2, 2011
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Sack Tap Swag

A person that swings their arms too much as they walk that is very prone to accidentally hitting a persons balls on the backswing.
Person 1: "yo dude look how that guy walks"
Person 2: "wow man you wouldn't want to walk behind that guy he's got total Sack Tap Swag"
by joshisposh August 10, 2012
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Swigitty-swagitty-swag

To have so much swag that u literally explode from so much swag. Things that lead to Swigitty-swagitty-swag are:flat-hats, sagging you're pants,gold necklaces, gold teeth, and being a faggot.
How did Tom die?

He had so much Swigitty-swagitty-swag, that he exploded of swag.
by Dazzle-frazzle August 25, 2014
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swag-o-meter

A gauge to indicate how much of a douchebag you are .It can be correlated in some way to the yolo-o-meter.
An urban legends say that it is actually a gay-o-meter, but c'mon guys, only Bender (from Futurama) has that kind of item.

Some say that if you take the inverse of the number, you can estimate the grade the guy will have in High School.
John : Yo man, I got 95 on the swag-o-meter, so fucking swag!!!!!
Ronald : Hey me too three years ago, welcome to McDonald!!!! ;)
by Rhonkar August 19, 2013
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