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michael gallagher

a sweet boy with a kind heart and pretty eyes.
last night I went on a date with a Michael gallagher. He didn't even try to do anal!
by bagelsovRbitches March 31, 2015
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Michael Morley

One of the hotter freshman at PHU, he rolls with the football players although he does not play. That just shows how cool he is. Personally i would think he has to be dead sexy for me to be writting this.
Michael Morley is sexy and has a nice bod
by imlovenit November 16, 2010
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michael bolton

Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.
One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".
by Clayton Coffelt April 7, 2008
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Michael Vick

A former NFL quarterback (with the Atlanta Falcons), who basically had it made. He was getting way overpaid and doing a horrible job being quarterback. He was a much better than most running backs, wide receivers, etc. He was later caught dog fighting, which I'm still not sure why.
Me: "Did you here that Michael Vick got busted for dog fighting?"

Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"
by MicahelVIckisdumb February 25, 2009
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Michael Sutherland

Michael Sutherland is a widely loved individual. He is very skilled at basketball even with him being diagnosed with down syndrome. He also known as Daniel Burr to his close friends. He has a loving brother Jackson Sutherland and a caring mother Ellen Sutherland.
Michael Sutherland is SUCH a cool person and ALWAYS uses capitalization to make things more funny.
by Wise Teller July 25, 2020
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Michael banes

by TheLuckter June 26, 2023
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michael vallerie

Michael Vallerie is a stupid piece of shit, he farts all the time and won't stop eating dairy. He smells like poopy butts and he drives a BMW but its a 3 series.
Look at that tool, must be related to michael vallerie
by funmaterflex May 23, 2019
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