i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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I'm only joking

having a joke.
I'm only joking about going to heaven.
by Debskelly1985 March 07, 2023
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bi joke

i've got a bi joke, but i'm in a hurry, bye!
by tory borty April 25, 2013
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Ex-joke

When someone makes a joke and after everyone’s already laughed keeps saying the same joke until it’s not funny at all anymore. Basically an expired joke.
I really wish john doe would stop using that same ex-joke. Everyone is literally not going to enjoy being around him all day.
by Theyoutuber2001 October 23, 2018
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Joke jacket

A person that thinks that he or she is funny but instead that this lame joking ass funny not as that.
Haha, you are such a joke jacket bro.
by Master of Joke Jackets December 28, 2018
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"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.
"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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by Scoria May 27, 2023
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joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up
Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen
by Pimpin' Ryan May 03, 2017
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