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fight with a gorilla

Fighting with a gorilla is what you can say when you are having an internal conflict and/or are dealing with something you wish to keep secret from others in the conversation.
"Paula's really been fighting with the gorilla lately! Have you heard about the big break up? Tough situation all around."
or
"Y'know I would go out tonight but I've just been having a fight with a gorilla all day today. Maybe I'll talk to you about it later. Go have fun without me."
by thedictionaryone12 April 2, 2024
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IF YOU DONT WANNA FIGHT THEN STFU

DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU DONT WANT TO FIGHT
HER: hey girlll
ME: IF YOU DONT WANNA FIGHT THEN STFU
by moggers635 April 17, 2024
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tit fight

A fight between two adult females
I hope my wife doesn’t get into a tit fight with my former bird
by Desmond Doggie May 4, 2024
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Freaking and fighting

Basically fucking while arguing/fighting
Friend #1: Nigga, me and ashley were freaking and fighting all night last night

Friend #2: Nigga, What the hell is Freaking and fighting?

Friend #1: Fucking and arguing, dumbass.

Friend #2: Ohhh, my fault og
by Blasphemousnigga May 11, 2024
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San Francisco Pillow Fight

A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.
Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
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California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
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Ruler fight day

November 30th is ruler fight day where you can offer a duel to any person with a ruler
'As of Ruler fight day and By the act of the 30th you shall be ruler dueled
by Anon-182836437 November 30, 2021
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