green card daddy

Older man who marries much younger immigrants

to arrange getting a green card for sex

My green card daddy is making sure I become a citizen

by BIGDAN December 24, 2022

Face card never declines

Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.

Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.

by Watermelanin February 25, 2024

Cards

Your parents making your bedroom the family garage.

Look at that cards, his parents must hate him

by Dhyyyy March 21, 2023

shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

cards

A lovely volumptuous beast of a man, usually found in stockrooms grooming workers, lives with his mother at the age of 30, also is a complete virgin.

U know that Cards guy, he is a complete fat virgin

by husdifaoghuitgfh;gbrtiyghsdfix December 23, 2023