Brandon

verb
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure

noun
1.
A very negative person

"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."

Similar:
cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."

This guy was stalking young girls on TikTok. A real Brandon that guy.

by Tim Hortons2424525 January 20, 2022

Brandon

One geiy boi

Brandon is you hmmm

by Loserfligot October 5, 2018

Brandon

F*ck Joe Biden slang. Also dude who sleeps a lot. Touches hairy legs a ton, and smells little girls.

“Let’s go Brandon!”

by So sus November 27, 2021

Brandon Blegan

An extremly fat and ugly person, if one shall come in contact with a Brandon Blegan they will always run in the opposite direction if they can escape from his lard.

"OMGF ITS A BRANDON BLEGAN RUN LIKE SHIT!!!!"

by The Dozer556 May 15, 2010

Brandon

The world to Dakota

Brandon means the world to Dakota

by Asthmaplasma May 5, 2021

Brandon Effect

Phenomenon where the complete opposite occurs of what is promised or "expected" to happen. Often associated with but not exclusive to liberal politicians. One give away to the "Brandon Effect" is that when the unwanted results manifest it is often blamed on a foreign nation like Russia.

Though the public was promised a booming economy, the Brandon Effect left them worse off than they were 6 months earlier.

by NotoriusFJB July 1, 2022

Brandon A

A italian boy who gets all the ladies and has a shrimp but really sexy

I’m great and cool I’m a Brandon A

by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021