When suburb families over compensate for their fake Christmas tree by filling their front yard with over priced and gaudy Christmas decorations. Sufferers are often loathed by neighbors but seem to be very proud of themselves.
Vandals destroyed Christmas themed lawn decorations in a St. Louis suburb today. Estimates range from $900-$1050 from one address alone. Victim assumed to be over compensating for having a fake tree by filling their front yard with over priced, gaudy Christmas crap. A practice commonly known as Fake Tree Syndrome.
by Dwight Shrute December 10, 2008
Get the fake tree syndromemug. Person who walks like a duck because their legs don't touch each other. Weighs approximately 2 pounds on normal days. 1 and 1/2 on skinnier days. Has slept with more than eleven guys in a period of 2 months. Hated by all because of fakeness. Laugh makes you want to hurt a baby. Hair reminds you of a box. Clothes reminds you of a wanna be toddler. The makeup is caked on her face. Face: UGLY.
by YeahYouKnow. November 21, 2010
Get the Fake Anorexic Girlmug. when a guy makes a girl take it in the ass, and tells her to act like she doesnt want it. it makes some men feel better.
by assfucker June 4, 2005
Get the fake submissive analmug. When an individual appears to be very attractive in his/her Facebook pictures, but in real life his/her attractiveness is a fraction of what it appeared to be on Facebook. Similar to forty yard fake out
Guy 1: Wow... that first meet-up did not go well.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Well, she seemed way more attractive on her Facebook profile than she did in real life.
Guy 2: You my friend are victim of a Facebook Fake-Out.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Well, she seemed way more attractive on her Facebook profile than she did in real life.
Guy 2: You my friend are victim of a Facebook Fake-Out.
by normalguyz August 6, 2011
Get the Facebook Fake-Outmug. When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, and pretends to cum on her back..when really he is hawking up a big loogie, and spitting it all over her ass. Then when she turns around, thinking the show is over, he blows his real, warm, load right in her fucking eye.
My girl thought I was finished, but I got her with a loogie fake-out. She got it right in the eyes!!
by Chris, Ross, Neil April 30, 2006
Get the loogie fake-outmug. When you talk shit about a person you don't like behind their backs but act all cool with them like ya bests friends.
Thot 1: Dang, that bitch eyebrows look like booty meat.
Thot 2: Hell fawk yeah, and she smell like it too.
Thot 3: Hey ladies, how's my eyebrows? Ain't they on fleek?
Thot 1 & 2: Girl, they so pretty!
So there you have it. Thats a fake-ass gangsters. And also if u dislike this definition then that means you also a fake-ass gangsters.
Thot 2: Hell fawk yeah, and she smell like it too.
Thot 3: Hey ladies, how's my eyebrows? Ain't they on fleek?
Thot 1 & 2: Girl, they so pretty!
So there you have it. Thats a fake-ass gangsters. And also if u dislike this definition then that means you also a fake-ass gangsters.
by Uchiha Savages February 17, 2017
Get the Fake-Ass Gangstersmug. Someone who does sidequests such as; pulling the baddest girl at school while partying, going to the gym, working 8 hours a day etc. to a point his life seems so ridiculously nice, that you would do anything to get a taste of it.
“Bro, have you seen brandon pulled Katie from senior year right after he got off of work? She is so bad, 10/10”
Damn. Fake natty activities bro
Damn. Fake natty activities bro
by Yungsomalimafia July 12, 2023
Get the fake natty activitiesmug.