salty pimp

To be a salty pimp means to have game or to be experienced in the art of attraction

Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with

by qwerty kid April 11, 2016

Salty margarita

A one hitter packed of your favorite mary Jane and rimmed with some keef

Dude that salty margarita had me feeling right last night

by Battleblood 7273 November 28, 2016

The Salty Volcano

When you cum after 6 months

John hadn't wanked for six months, when he finally did he produced the salty volcano

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 17, 2017

Salty Anne

The act of placing salt and ice (the salt and ice challenge) on male genitals until he feels a burning sensation and then stopping the burning by having intercourse.

Last night me and my girlfriend did the Salty Anne

by Sweet life on gunt and trio March 21, 2018

Salty Drop

When a Fantasy Football Manager gets mad that he misses the playoffs and drops all his star players!

I'm about to salty drop my whole squad!

by Belvedere Ballington December 06, 2013

salty tart

To describe a person that is so salty and or mad, they start coming uncontrollably from there eyeballs, causing pain and minor tickling

Look at that poor salty tart

I feel so bad for that salty tart

by Grapefruit December 06, 2016

Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.

Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!

by Chad_Tyrone July 02, 2024