National blowjob day

June 26th is national blowjob day

Don’t be rude give him some good head

Alex: I need some head, it’s national blowjob day
Josh: okay whip it out and I’ll get going

by Scandalgautier June 26, 2021

National Handjob Day

On June 26th this national holiday day is celebrated by giving a lover, stranger, or friend a handjob.

you; What day is it tomorrow?
stranger; It's National Handjob Day!

by Jasonandrewson June 26, 2021

National budussy day

January 19th the day where the smell of budussy is normal!!

U can walk all around town smelling like budussy

The definition of national Budussy day is the only day where the smell of booty dick and pussy is ok

It’s smells like budussy but it’s ok it’s January 19th.

by Jayy Bird June 27, 2021

National wife day

On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.

Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day

by #1 redler June 29, 2021

National snowmobile day

January 15 th is National snowmobile day eh! So holder to the bar and let her rip!

John- Hey man, did you know it’s national snowmobile day?

Luke- oh fuck yeah bud! Let’s down a brewsky and go out for a rip!

by johnnnnny boiiii November 28, 2018

national crocs day

when you wear your crocs on may 17 to represent stupidity and memes

cant wait to wear my crocs on national crocs day

by thatswhatsgood October 10, 2018

National Nancy Day

Falls on February 5. This holiday was established in 1996 after Nancy was born. Honors everyone named Nancy. It is a day to get lit and give presents.

National Nancy Day is going to be lit!

by nationalholidays January 28, 2019