Maths=Hell

1.Why would i need maths?
2.Im gonna be a mermaid that swims in the ocean with the homies(the dolphins).
3.Stream Dolphin
da🐬da🐬da🐬da
-Hey do you know that Maths=Hell?
-Hell ya bish
by chekmedjeto ti da eba November 03, 2020
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Permanent math

Permanent math is a death
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Math Pants

Often rounded, they display a curved distribution and sometimes have an imaginary part in the back, similar to biker chaps.
The statistics teacher was wearing a tight leather pair of math pants.
by pinmonkey January 04, 2010
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Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.
"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"
by starvingRD January 01, 2015
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Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
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When more and more countries around the globe are fast embracing the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, so as not to be left behind educationally and economically, as they copycat or emulate the best educational practices used by local math educators and tiger parents, who have helped put the “fine” city of Singapore on the world’s math education map.
Like the democratization of music, the democratization of Singapore math ought to force math educators in the city-state to embrace the courage imperative, by turning barriers into breakthroughs, or obstacles into opportunities, if they want to maintain an asymmetric advantage over their counterparts in other high GDP economies.
by Numerati January 15, 2025
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Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots
A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.
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