book addict

A person who cannot stop reading and is in love with so many fictional characters (that all die in the end btw) that they cannot count

My friend Joan is a book addict

by sexcgod April 15, 2021

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18 bang book

The list of 18+ people that a 17 year old wants to bang or do sexual activities with when they are 18 years of age (the normalized age of consent globally)

I’m definitely putting Mark Zuckerberg in the 18 bang book meta quest is too good for zuck to not get fucked

by Thatsabruhmoment July 5, 2023

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Young Book

An adorable friend or acquaintance who you know little about.

Don’t worry young book, I’ll be here when you get back.

by Doll on BlackWater May 11, 2022

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Book Bomb

An author who signs copies of their book at random whilst traveling across the globe.

That Chris Brogan just book bombed another Borders.

by Giannii April 12, 2010

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Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.

1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"

by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017

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leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

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