Spunking your pants at your spagghettis fun-eral
by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

1. A phrase referring to one's inability to score.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.
by T3h0o8er5pAzZ July 7, 2010

Especially on the day after a night of heavy drinking, when you spend so much time on the john that it feels like your going to shit every part of your body, including your teeth.
Man I was so hungover and spent so much time on the crapper it fealt like I was gonna shit my teeth.
Damn, dawg you were in there so long I thought you were gonna shit your teeth.
Damn, dawg you were in there so long I thought you were gonna shit your teeth.
by stevejunior July 17, 2009

Shit’s your thanks means when you do something for someone and they don’t say thank you shit is their thanks
by Iwa b July 4, 2020

by Rrrssvhj July 27, 2020

An insult meant to throw your opponent off their game. It can end an argument or leave an opening to stun them before you storm into their closet looking for a pair of pants to actually shit in.
Try me bitch. I’ll shit your pants.
by Kate PaTaylor Swift January 18, 2021

I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.
by Roqem May 26, 2017
