mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.

That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.

by smmatta September 22, 2021

Mallory

Meany winy

Mallory is mean

by GAYESTBOY69\ March 25, 2022

mallory month

the month of march is for mallory. (me) dont get it messed up

smbdy- “yo its march, whats dis month for?”

smbdy- “oh its mallory month, for her she gets a month because how awsome she is”

by OMGJSUTWORK February 20, 2024

Mallory

Mallory is that kind of friend that peppers you non stop and is chasing kids non stop the nonce he needs to be stopped.

Did you see Mallory the other day chasing after that young boy somebody call the nonce police

by Steve no jobs November 7, 2022

Mallory eisler

Mallory eisler is beautiful smart and encouraging she has the biggest heart and if you are a very lucky person you will meet a Mallory eisler she is delicate tho she has trust issues and abandonment issues so be kind to her because she is the best

Wow Mallory eisler that woman really helped me

by Lovebug369 March 15, 2020

mallory

mallory is the type of girl you should never let go of, she has straight blonde hair and gorgeous blue\green eyes and loves to pull all nighters with her closest guy friend (it gets nasty) boys adore her and always always asking her out and won’t ever leave her alone. mallory loves sports and loves to cuddle. she is the most beautiful girl ever! and has nice boobs and a great body she loves to be called princess and loves to love. but she can very jealous but that just means she cares don’t ever upset her or she with claw your eyes out with her long acrylic nails, she knows how to kick ass. but she wants yourzzzz

mallory damnnnnnnn, guys did you see it while she was walking

they are nice..............#boobs #gorg

by kasch March 28, 2019

Mallorie

Mallorie is a very smart and well known girl. She is usually shy when meeting knew people. Mallorie has pretty hair. Mallorie is most common with big beautiful brown eyes. Everyone loves her smile and her eyes they look forward to seeing her. She also has a heart of gold. Once you know her you never wanna forget her.

Mallorie is really outgoing

by anonymous November 22, 2021