person 1: "wow! he has a huge penis! What's his name?"
person 2: "Weston"
Weston: "hi"
person 1 & person 2: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE NOTICED MEEEEE AHHH"
person 2: "Weston"
Weston: "hi"
person 1 & person 2: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE NOTICED MEEEEE AHHH"
by ArkYT October 17, 2021
An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
by ;lkj September 08, 2007
Another word for edging
I lost my westoning streak at the preschool.
I westoned for 10 hours to skibidi toilet kai cenat.
I fanum taxed 3 hours off of his westoning streak.
I westoned for 10 hours to skibidi toilet kai cenat.
I fanum taxed 3 hours off of his westoning streak.
by Skibiditoiletwestonstreak December 14, 2023
a seaside town full of 13 year old smokers and drug addicts, a lot of nonces and 26 year old prostitutes on benefits living in the bournville, weston is divided into a few ends (you could call them that) the main ones being: worle ,weston village ,milton ,west wick , st. george’s , locking ,locking parklands , town , bournville,the coronation ,uphill and old mixton .
friend 1: i’m going to weston super mare today
friend 2: ew i hope you come out alive
friend 1 : i will bring my shank out just in case
Friend 2 : ofc you don’t want to get sparked by a bournviller
friend 2: ew i hope you come out alive
friend 1 : i will bring my shank out just in case
Friend 2 : ofc you don’t want to get sparked by a bournviller
by coolboY121 November 04, 2019
Hinsdale Central kid who will make u say holy fuck in bed, kid gives best hickeys and works wonders with his hands, d game is solid too.
Friend 1: Holy fuck I just spent a night with Weston Holy Fuck Ball
Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane
Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane
by shots2299 March 25, 2020
by YourNewReason December 06, 2022