tragic marker

Taking a piece of shit and writing with it. Tragic, because it's a damn shame if someone else has to clean up your poop.

Wanting to not be forgotten, he wrote "Here sat Al. Here shat Al." on the bathroom stall with a tragic marker.

by Edward James Almost October 17, 2007

Mickey's Mix Tragic

What somebody calls Mickey's Mix Magic

Mickey's Mix Magic? More like Mickey's Mix Tragic.

by jacobh12349 October 21, 2020

short stories with tragic endings

A song by From Autumn To Ashes, I'm not gonna put down my opinion of this song because I don't really wanna get into that arguement about if its good or not. It's the 10th and final track on the 2001 album "Too Bad Your Beautiful".

Short Stories With Tragic Endings
"Cry For You, Shed Tears, Morn, Wish The End, Cry For You"
"The Only Reason You Are Here Now Is A Reminder Of What I'll Never Have"

by getalifeandajob January 18, 2009

Tragicity

1. Noun. Tra-gick-it-tee A small, seemingly unimportant tragedy or tragic event.

Jack: It's not that she just dumped me, or that she cheated on me with the entire Chicago Bears...it's just that, she broke the news on a Wednesday. I hate Wednesdays! Y'know?

John: I know what you mean, dude. It's such a tragicity.

by Marcie Ross November 19, 2010

tragic

When something horrible happens.

Mike: It's a tragic thing what happend.
Steve: What's that Mike, what happend?
Mike: Pat Robertson is still alive!

by Tragic Monkey July 19, 2003

Tragically White

Extremely nerdy, not at all cool, practically a Canadian, totally void of any soul.

While flipping channels I saw the worst song and dance movie from the forties. It was Tragically White. Pat Boone White.

by hamezz February 14, 2012

tragic

horrible and devastating. ten times worse than bad, and far from comic.

I couldn't find any French's Mustard - it was tragic!

by warren b October 21, 2001