A Willy Wonka Colla Poppa is the moment when you're finishing in a girls face, and you take a shit on their neck.
Then choking them until they clean your anus, with their tongue.
it's either they do it, or DIE.
Then choking them until they clean your anus, with their tongue.
it's either they do it, or DIE.
by anusinfestedchocolate April 06, 2010
by Kanye_supporter5 November 07, 2023
Okay lets say yo gurl on top right? An she bouncin on you pretty hard like she enjoyin you enjoyin yalls havin a good time right?
Well let's say you ate beans something that fucked up yo stomach..
She bouncing on you and riding on you and YOU FEEL IT COMING. AND IT AINT JIZZ.
You look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as shit.
Then it shoots onto the walls behind her.
Well let's say you ate beans something that fucked up yo stomach..
She bouncing on you and riding on you and YOU FEEL IT COMING. AND IT AINT JIZZ.
You look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as shit.
Then it shoots onto the walls behind her.
by JAX420 July 25, 2017
by Cologino September 11, 2009
by William Rentes September 11, 2018
its some crack head made story about eating candy but really about doing drugs and the new one is scary with the new Willy Wonka
by asdf-orever July 06, 2005
by wonkaxasuka October 21, 2020