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Shakes the clown

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An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.
Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.
by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010
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The Shamrock Shakes

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The term used to define the diarrhea after eating McDonald's.
Person 1:Dude you wanna go to McDonald's before we go to the party?
Person 2:I dunno man, i dont wanna get the shamrock shakes at the party.
by Alund0 January 16, 2010
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the pizza shakes

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when you need pizza so badly your body starts to shake uncontrollably.
"He has the pizza shakes!! Quick!! WE NEED PIZZA OVER HERE!!"
by adr39 January 19, 2010
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shade the chad

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The act of deficating in another man's ear. The origin comes from a drawing of a man named Chad. The shading on the side of his face made it look like someone took a dump in his ear and smeared it on his cheek. Hence the saying, Shade the Chad.
Man did you how dirty that guy's face was? Looks like someone shaded the chad on him.
by angry clown March 10, 2005
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The William Shakespeare

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When you are getting a rim job whilst having diarrhea, shitting in your partner’s mouth. The shit ends up flowing out their nasal passage, making a mustache like William Shakespeare’s.
Yesterday My stomach wasn’t feeling well, so I gave Deborah The William Shakespeare
by Cheese her January 1, 2019
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