Anal Pounder

When you get a dicking so hard in your ass that you gain hemeroids.

Yea Jack the other day got a nice ass Anal Pounder.

by Adolf Hitler 卐 April 11, 2021

pittsburgh pounder

Where a male shits on his partners chest *WITH PERMISSION*while the partner jacks him off, then will turn around, ejaculate on the vagina, and lay on his partners chest.

I asked for a pittsburgh pounder and ended up with a cracked rib, and a positive pregnancy test. What a night.

by COCKDOCK12÷4 February 16, 2016

twelve pounder

a larger than normal poop used to describe the fictious weight of the movement

Ted just ate four pizzas. It won't be long before he drops a twelve pounder.

or

Hey Mike, if you are going in there to drop a twelve pounder, snip it off at six so as to not plug up the hopper.

by ltwillhuch April 03, 2011

Quarter Pounder

innuendual trap used to lure someone into sex, prefereably with fedoras involved. Must have baby powder just in case.

" hey....want to have my quarter pounder tonight?"

by Bitch Ass Fedora March 07, 2017

Mound pounder

A woman that enjoys smacking the upper part of her vagina during masterbating.

I walked in on my room mate masterbating.she is a total mound pounder.

by Door gunner September 06, 2017

Founder Pounder

One who seeks a relationship with a founder of a company (specifically tech) in order to benefit from the future growth of the startup's success. Similar to a Gold Digger, Cleat Chaser, and Puck Slut.

Employee #1: Dude, how did the CEO get such a hot wife?

Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.

by awg99 July 20, 2018

organ pounder

A loose medical term to use in the case of a males genitals being almost super humanly strong when erect or going from flaccid to erect.

James is an organ pounder so almost every week he rips his pants with his dick.

by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017