by CrakHed57 November 23, 2020

Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.
Person2: Potato.
by OP potato April 11, 2020

Silly colored edible thing, prolly a fruit or a vegetable. No one will ever know
Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato
Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute
Usually a terrible quality objects
Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato
Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute
Usually a terrible quality objects
My computer is so bad… it runs like a “Potato”
Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”
Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”
Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
by PotatoTheProot May 11, 2022

by Temmie66667 April 15, 2020

Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.
"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"
by dablackfox March 27, 2015

A way to describe a beautiful, loving, caring creature that can satisfy any of you're needs. As it can be fried, baked, diced, sautéed and who knows what else! If someone calls you a potato that is a compliment.
Also can be used for different sex positions...
Also can be used for different sex positions...
by Potato:))))) April 10, 2017
