Potato

A potato is a object that is comprised of 67% water and the rest potato

hey i just ate 4 potatoes and got all of my daily water needs!

by PLAY DEFLY.IO PLS ITS GOOD December 19, 2018

potato

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by Lolnorwegianboy2700 January 10, 2019

potato

me
emyliene
pronounced: poe toe toe

josey and emyliene are potatoes

by reeegorl March 10, 2019

Potato

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.

"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."

by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

Potato

A potato is a potato

Man look at that potato...

by Dcaccavano June 23, 2017

Potato

A silencer for a gun

And if a nigga got a problem, bitch, I got the four pound

Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound

-Comethazine

by Bs11111111111 August 27, 2019

Potato

Me

I’m a lazy potato

by ILIKEBIGBUTTSSANDICANNOTLIE October 2, 2019