a sex postion between wlw, where you lie on your back with your legs in the air. your partner face you and lean into your legs, pushing them behind your ears, while you rub your pelvic bones together.
by uhnopesir May 23, 2020
Used to call out complainers on their bullshit when they compare the difficulties in their life to the difficulties in someone else's life to indicate they have it worse and therefore deserve all the sympathy.
"Those starving kids in Africa, they don't have it bad. I can't afford groceries AND can't get a job because of my debilitating anxiety!", said Bob. "Nobody wins the Shit Olympics, Bob.", replied Sally.
by LoxianBausch December 04, 2019
by GermanShepherdOVO July 04, 2018
A van that appears slow but when you try to overtake one they appear to have gained an extra 300bhp out of nowhere.
by Chuggers March 16, 2010
An individual who, whether he or she knows it or not, displays great achievements in the slacker lifestyle. Extreme laziness, mild obesity, hygiene challenged, or combinations of all three are likely signs. Drugs and other special substances may or may not be related to the cause. It is more than likely that there not.
Man, I am such an olympic slacker. Its like what, five in the afternoon, I haven’t bathed, brushed my teeth, and I'm still walking around in my now smelly sleepwear from last night.
by R***** August 23, 2008
An example of bed olympics - cellphone buzzes on the other side of the room. Lean over, grab ruler from floor, smack phone closer to you, stretch out pinkie finger - success!
by definebedolympics July 21, 2012
Being under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs while swiping on Tinder with or without the presence of friends. Some variations of the Tinder Olympics may not be played while intoxicated, but used as a dare by a friend to swipe right to all Tinder profiles as quickly as possible. This variation may also be played with or without friends while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. In some Tinder Olympics, changing the age, gender, distance and/or location can add a different aspect to the game.
"Dude, I can't believe you matched with that 86 year old cougar with dentures wearing lingerie while playing the Tinder Olympics at your 21st birthday celebration!"
by Larangaroo February 24, 2018