When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.
by Mommy chinked 6000 January 07, 2024
When you grab a girl from behind and force her to her knees, pushing her face into a toilet bowl, then proceed to thrust into her from behind, with her face splashing into the water with each thrust.
by MistressRicci April 01, 2018
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 02, 2024
that wrapping paper is so swirliful!
by laredo national bank May 03, 2008
This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 27, 2018
ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .
by ol swirly July 24, 2022
A form of hazing/torture/punishment in which a female senior high school student picks up a freshman, turns him/her upside down and holds him/her in the air with his/her head in a toilet bowl full of bloody tampons and period blood while it is flushed.
by Sarah Shears August 02, 2021