Some people may disagrees about this definition but a stoner to me is if you smoke weed a lot almost every day xcept for those off days, a stoner is a person who has the best of times when hes/shes high, you always want to get high, your peaceful and you chill a ton.
I've been smoking every day of this month you wanna come chill with me ill get a fatty sac and a 8-ball and after we get high we can do some indoor skiing, we can make you a stoner by the end of this week dont worry billy.
by Evan beale June 13, 2008
A stoner is the kind of guy (me) who everyone knows is constantly wrecked but is so laid back and friendly that even the anti-drugs people can't help but love him. They are generally highly talented musicians and playstation wizards. Stoners don't force cannabis on people but are normally happy to have a smoke with anyone.
"I hate drugs, but that Mark, I know he's a stoner but he's such a nice lad."
"What? You're a stoner too? Lets go and skin up."
"What? You're a stoner too? Lets go and skin up."
by User4 August 19, 2004
Stoners are the exact opposite of contrary belief. Considered to be different than potheads, stoners are more willing to apply themselves into life, they also have a stronger sense of the ability to learn.
Most stoners actually enjoy learning, where as a pot head smokes weed, often mixing it with alcohol or other drugs of choice.
Stoners enjoy sitting down with a bunch of friends who share their interest.* Talking about life experiences, religious beliefs, and other fascinating topics that often interest even the most educated person.
Stoners are not stereotypically brain dead, yet usually the exact opposite. The majority of the time, stoners are some of the smartest humans to walk this planet. Most cannot hold a respectable job title, not because they can't personally do it, but because society looks down on them.
This is pointless in the fact that, stoners are truly the smartest people alive and if they were running business, government, or other fascists of authority, we would be way more advanced and better.
But society as a whole rather remain ignorant to this fact and give up a stoner's chance to prove them wrong.
*Just in case you didn't pick it up,
That means smoking weed. : )
Most stoners actually enjoy learning, where as a pot head smokes weed, often mixing it with alcohol or other drugs of choice.
Stoners enjoy sitting down with a bunch of friends who share their interest.* Talking about life experiences, religious beliefs, and other fascinating topics that often interest even the most educated person.
Stoners are not stereotypically brain dead, yet usually the exact opposite. The majority of the time, stoners are some of the smartest humans to walk this planet. Most cannot hold a respectable job title, not because they can't personally do it, but because society looks down on them.
This is pointless in the fact that, stoners are truly the smartest people alive and if they were running business, government, or other fascists of authority, we would be way more advanced and better.
But society as a whole rather remain ignorant to this fact and give up a stoner's chance to prove them wrong.
*Just in case you didn't pick it up,
That means smoking weed. : )
-Hey man, what you up to?
+ Nothing much, I'm thinking about this idea to boost our economy.
-Oh really, that's a good idea, you must be high, because I'm a stereotypical society member and I don't even want to give you a chance.
+ But dude, it will pay off our debts as a nation in about three weeks!
-Yeah, but you smoke weed, you stoner, so it won't work.
(Three Weeks Later)
-I should have listened to his idea....
+ Nothing much, I'm thinking about this idea to boost our economy.
-Oh really, that's a good idea, you must be high, because I'm a stereotypical society member and I don't even want to give you a chance.
+ But dude, it will pay off our debts as a nation in about three weeks!
-Yeah, but you smoke weed, you stoner, so it won't work.
(Three Weeks Later)
-I should have listened to his idea....
by RonnieH May 23, 2009
Stoners are people who inject stones into their bodies instead of vaccines because of the NaTuRaL mInErAlS
by HumanBeing583829 May 05, 2019
A stoner is a person who smokes weed often. These people usually tend to enjoy life more then someone who doesn't smoke. They also are usually very laid back people. Stoner's enjoy music more also.
by chill stoner420 July 19, 2009
anyone who smokes weed can be a stoner. a straight A student or a homeless guy. people think stoners are the scum of earth and live in sqats etc. which is harsh as weed chills you out and you have a laugh. never seen anyone be violent on weed. but when people drink its fights fights fight. Make weed legal and the world would be a better place!
by hellokitty12123 July 15, 2010
Someone who enjoys smoking a lot of bud and toking it up with friends, not to be mistaken with a pothead. A stoner gets high and enjoys it, a pothead tells everyone who they can get within earshot with.
Stoner
1.) Is honored to load the bowl or roll the joint
2.) will blaze a friend who muches no matter what
3.) Can make a bong out of anything
4.) Has code words and can act cool in a public situation
5.) has a creed that they follow
Pothead
1.) Brags about how high they get
2.) Doesnt let anyone smoke with them that dont bring bud or cash
3.) need instructions to make a bong and stupidly google it
4.) Freak out in public situations and yell out each others names
5.) Basically its a fight for your own, if you lose shut up
Stoner
1.) Is honored to load the bowl or roll the joint
2.) will blaze a friend who muches no matter what
3.) Can make a bong out of anything
4.) Has code words and can act cool in a public situation
5.) has a creed that they follow
Pothead
1.) Brags about how high they get
2.) Doesnt let anyone smoke with them that dont bring bud or cash
3.) need instructions to make a bong and stupidly google it
4.) Freak out in public situations and yell out each others names
5.) Basically its a fight for your own, if you lose shut up
Stoner 1: Sure man, here load this and well start toking Mr. Noms, just bring some next time
Stoner 2: Thanks man
Pothead 1: Dude you didnt bring any weed!? no way you can smoke with me (insert name here)
Pothead 2: (next day) I got so high last night!!
Stoner 2: Thanks man
Pothead 1: Dude you didnt bring any weed!? no way you can smoke with me (insert name here)
Pothead 2: (next day) I got so high last night!!
by Snakeeyes:) March 08, 2010