Excited anticipation of such an immense force that the very thought of it alone could probably cause you to become aroused. Usually used by a female, coming from a male it adds even more to the comedy factor.
by honeylovechild May 19, 2009
When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
"He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."
by The Anna-lator November 03, 2003
by Bofa.d August 02, 2021
by uvuboy446 August 21, 2021
An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.
Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)
My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.
My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.
by Excrushman May 04, 2021