by Ultimate Scandinavian lobster August 16, 2012
Get the Scandinavian lobster mug.When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018
Get the Scandinavian pop tart mug.Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!
by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025
Get the Scandinavian Handshake mug.A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
Get the Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar mug.when you are fucking a Scandinavian bitch and while fucking you cum in a line all around her throat before then actually slitting her neck. (this part is optional, a small cut with a razor blade is usually done.)
osama: i gave this bitch the Scandinavian Dagger
chad: no shot bro! was she hot
osama: i guess but i killed her so"
chad: the fuck?
chad: no shot bro! was she hot
osama: i guess but i killed her so"
chad: the fuck?
by JackHorseFeather April 17, 2024
Get the Scandinavian Dagger mug.What made you search this, tell me. What made you want to type "Scandinavian Water Bottle"
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.
Me: I am in Scandinavia and have a Scandinavian Water Bottle
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.
by Wait a minute... Germany? December 25, 2021
Get the Scandinavian Water Bottle mug.When you have sex with one girl from each of the Scandinavian countries (Sweden, Denmark and Norway) at the same time.
by Loco Latino March 7, 2019
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