Hes rad as a dad makes stupid jokes, but very funny! looks like jesus and might be gay who knows... and is a chef 10/10 pancakes, says he never watches tv and is currently looking at a tv looking for a movie, and is into old music
by pᴀ𝕟ⅅ𝑎 June 28, 2021
Think of the biggest thing on Earth... an elephant? No. Now think of the biggest thing in the galaxy... the Sun? Not that either. Now think of the biggest thing in the universe... Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall? Damn either your a scientist or a googler. Either way not that either. I'll tell you what it is. Sam. Sam is so gargantuan you wonder how so much mass can be stored on the human body. You even question if it is human. Think of Sam as the atlas of the world, but instead of a ripped chad, a huge inconceivable lump of fat and grease holding up the universe. Paradoxically, his mass is larger than the amount of literal atoms in the entire universe, giving credence to his name Sam, backwards Mas(s).
Pub quiz question: What is the simplest yet largest thing?
You: Space?
Pub quiz question: Nope, it's Sam.
You: Space?
Pub quiz question: Nope, it's Sam.
by KomradeKiller January 09, 2022
A real cool cat with a penchant for turtleneck sweaters and snakeskin boots. Eyes like uncut diamonds, hair like the mane of a glorious auburn stallion.
He likes his women like he likes his pickup trucks: Sturdy and covered in mud. He does what he wants, when he wants. A hero to all losers, boozers, deadbeats, down-and-outers and misunderstood arty types. Self-professed enemy of 'The Man'. The poster-boy for don'tgiveafuck-ness.
Beverage of choice? Fuzzy Navel, extra cherries with an umbrella, baby.
Favorite pastimes? Walking across arid deserts, thinking 'bout life, putting injured animals outta their misery and playing Risk with his dear ol' mama.
Yup, he's a real rhinestone cowboy.
He likes his women like he likes his pickup trucks: Sturdy and covered in mud. He does what he wants, when he wants. A hero to all losers, boozers, deadbeats, down-and-outers and misunderstood arty types. Self-professed enemy of 'The Man'. The poster-boy for don'tgiveafuck-ness.
Beverage of choice? Fuzzy Navel, extra cherries with an umbrella, baby.
Favorite pastimes? Walking across arid deserts, thinking 'bout life, putting injured animals outta their misery and playing Risk with his dear ol' mama.
Yup, he's a real rhinestone cowboy.
by RoscoePColtrane May 14, 2013
Sam is a guy with a huge nine-inch cock. He gets all the girls on his dick. He has two beautifully shaved testicles. He has lots of friends who suck his cock whenever he likes. All his friends are jealous of his 9- incher. His family are the coolest people you'll ever meet. His dad has a 19-inch cock and his mum is a size F in bras.
Oh, I wish I could suck Sams 9 inch cock. It points out of his pants when he has a boner.
Damn why is my cock so small, I've heard Sam's cock is 9 inches
Damn why is my cock so small, I've heard Sam's cock is 9 inches
by Samk4569 August 15, 2017
The most amazing guy. He has amazing eyes, hair, and body. He will treat you how you've always deserved to be treated. He will always take your side, and will always hold you while you cry. Sam might have gone through some hard things, but those things have made him a better stronger person. He will always be there for you, no matter who you are. He always sells himself short, and doesn't believe you when you tell him these things because he thinks he doesn't deserve it. He also gives the best kisses in the world.
Also likes to joke and say, "Thanks for playing, now make me a sandwich."
Also likes to joke and say, "Thanks for playing, now make me a sandwich."
Sam: "Would you ever go out with a guy like me?"
"Hmmm.... Yeah."
Sam: "Should you?"
*laughs* "Probably not"
Sam: "Will you?
"Yes."
"Hmmm.... Yeah."
Sam: "Should you?"
*laughs* "Probably not"
Sam: "Will you?
"Yes."
by 1.20.2012 May 28, 2012