a crip that calls all his fellow crip members using "cripp crippp" while eating salad
"That chick is so sexy"....... n thats on crip salad, Crippppp Crippppp"
by cripppppcripppppp February 22, 2021
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Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin
Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich
by Crazysteve July 28, 2016
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A staple at the traditional hassidicfarbrengen” gathering

A salad made from tomatoes onions vinegar salt and a shit ton of oil
Yankel the farbrengen salad was delicious”

Baruch, the farbrengen salad is a great way to chase the lechaim”
by Chabad of Ponevezh August 17, 2018
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When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.
Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.
by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019
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A baseball pitcher that doesn't throw with much velocity, and instead relies on a lot of off-speed/breaking balls. The reference is to the "Salad Shooter" appliance that, despite the action-oriented name, lightly spews out lettuce, carrots and other salad ingredients.
Aw man! That guy's pitching tonight? He throws salad...he couldn't strike ME out!
by xxxcubs September 23, 2015
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(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups

(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all

(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™

(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
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