A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.
Also related: Political circle jerk.
Also related: Political circle jerk.
I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking
by policywank November 7, 2025
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by Cheshire Hardman November 16, 2023
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Customer:*Thumbs Up*
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.35 can include savings that can make a share of more than 7 %
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Customer:*Thumbs Up*
Customer: Here's .35 cent take it and go take care of yourself
.35 can include savings that can make a share of more than 7 %
Investor: Remember Be careful out there
Jinaist policies has to be regulated on a daily basis it's the power of one 🕐
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Get the agrarian reform policies mug.A political policy that can be defined in 3 or 4 words that can fit on the front of the lectern, mostly applicable to the UK where is goes on the front of the No 10 lectern
"stay at home", "stop the boats" or the latest from Starmer "fixing the foundations" all appeared on the lectern at No 10 as the lectern policy
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Yo! Ed's asking what's the rando policy for Feather's bday party? Dude's an acquired taste, his last rando was a trainwreck!
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