Slag Packet

derogatory term for a female sexual organ that is considered loose and/or in need of packing material.

1. The town bike has a right slag packet.

2. You are such a slag packet.

3. I'll put it up your slag packet.

by do_it_good April 11, 2011

packet tracer

stupid networking software everyone hates

> we started using packet tracer at school

> rip your happiness soul and will to live

by yeehwa November 30, 2021

Packet

The fuel of a human being whom is named Alfie.

He cannot function without it

Yooo Alfie's breaking down!!
Quick get him some packet!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

Packet

A whorish muckhole who gets on her back and wets up for any bloke that dangles a bag of meth in her face...

Danni acts like a packet but still isn't high coz even meth don't make her fuckable

by Analamy69 October 17, 2020

ho packet

1. similar to the ho bag, the ho packet is a total ho, though less of a ho than a full fledged ho or ho bag.
2. Containing slightly less ho than fits in a ho bag, the ho packet is more common and thus more annoyingly ho-like.

Atreu: Dude, that girl is kinda definitely a ho.

Bilbo: Yeah, i'd say she's a ho packet to the max.

by patriqo March 1, 2009

ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo

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hey
hi
ts ts?
pmo pmo!
well just get up and teach before handing us a friggin packet yo
ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo

by sigma by sigma boy ts ngl pmo February 9, 2025

Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011