mong jump

paralympic sport for absolute mongs. current world champ: Jamie Smith

go and practice the mong jump you fucking spastic.

by mong1234 December 13, 2011

Bad mong

Somebody who comes out with pointless comments and is generally irritating, often used by the brainiest of people to describe a person less clever than themselves however it's a funny phrase and makes me chuckle. People who wear huaraches and skinny joggers are described as "bad mongs" as well as those who wear them shitty sports pants that look like condoms and EA7 bubble jackets. Usually overused but that's minor

Hahaha what a bad mong

Matt Finn Shut the fuck up, you bad mong

Mairead = bad mong

by Stalecake April 24, 2015

Mong-wafer

Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.

Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.

by ImNotNeo March 04, 2007

Option-Mong

When you give someone 2 or more options and they reply 'Yes'; making the situation confusing.

Dave: "You wanna go to the cinema tonight or go get something to eat?"

Sarah: "Yeah."

Dave: "Looks like we've got another option-mong here."

by WelshBwoi November 15, 2010

Monged Out

A term used to refer to someone who is unable to speak due to a large intake of cannabis

Don't even talk to that guy, he is monged out!

by Goodguygav February 01, 2011

Mong Foot

When a girl's Ugg boots slope so far down to one side that they are walking on the sides of their feet. Instead of throwing the boots away they continue to wear them into oblivion.

Look at her over there, she's got mong foot!

by Peculiar Percy June 17, 2010

Monging Out

Basically - Zoning out, going into a daydream like state and you can't help but do so. When your eyes become fuzzy and you love to stare at an object in front of your eyes.

It's both a natural thing that happens and can also be caused by smoking weed.

"I can't stop monging out!"

by fezkayuu November 16, 2009