A Nikolaj

Waking up on a school day but ends up falling asleep again

Bro, I just did a Nikolaj.

Omg not again, bro! You have too much absence

by Brockianer April 11, 2019

Nikola

The most amazing person that has ever breathed air and he deserves nice socks. :>

Nikola is hot.

by 300000000000000000000000000000 April 26, 2021

Nikolai Gogol

My husband

"-I love Nikolai Gogol so much.

-For real, he's the best"

by nikolaisgoofyhat October 8, 2022

Nikolai gogol

The most beautiful sexiest man alive on this planet that guy can stab me and i would growl purr meow bark neigh for him i want him to step on me like a stool, bark on me like a dog, meow at me like a cat, THAT MF'S THIGHS ARE SO NGHH~~ MEOW DADDY DADDY DADDY, hes also a character from bsd! ☺ and a dead author!

person 1: hey do you know nikolai gogol
person 2: you mean the sexiest guy alive?

by Nikolai gogols sexiest THIGHS August 20, 2023

Nikolaj

This person is a living legend.

"that person is a living legend"
"just like nikolaj!"

by lovepeaceninja April 23, 2018

Nikolaj

Nikolaj is a fat serbian cunt.
His spare time is made up over stalking girls and smashing the teeth in of anyone who disrespects the dentist
He is a qualified dentist and will chip your skull if you chat bare shit
Next time you are in Serbia thank God that the dentist is not around or he will rape your teeth

Nikolaj is the dentist and he will cave your skull in

by Big bastard bill February 22, 2019

Nikolal

Ultrabased turbochad. Extremely epic.

Nikolal is super cool.

by Hshshahahajsh August 22, 2020