nard

nerd

yo g cant believe you touched my willy you nard

by kdot2smok3y November 14, 2020

fuck nard

the dumbest bitch you know

audrey you’re such a fuck nard

by fuckthispussyboy November 5, 2020

nard

nickname for a cute cat

wow that cats so cute! i’m gonna name her nard!

by goldfishasff March 26, 2021

Triple Nard

When one cums in a persons butt hole and then eats the poop and semen out of hole. After this, the person then transfers the fluid from their mouth into someone elses butthole, and then that person shits into a blender and puts vodka in it. Then blends it and puts it in shot glasses. Then takes shots with the liquid.

There are three people here do y’all wanna triple nard.

by Nard_dog4321 June 11, 2022

Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022

Nard Puff

A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.

Just a little nard Puff, my bad.

by Nard puff June 19, 2022

Nards

A word that you say as a reaction to an accidental event that occurs

“Oh nards I dropped my nuggets!”

by grimmy4life June 19, 2022