Muddy Chaplin

The sexual act of having someone take your own feces and smear it across your upper lip after violating you with rigorous anal sex, causing you to walk like Charlie Chaplin the next day. This will also result in a brown staining of the upper lip for the next 48 to 72 hours. The act is typically committed against other males while passed out drunk, and although common, not necessarily committed solely by fraternity brothers.

As Jon woke from his drunken stupor, he pulled up his boxers and waddled to the mirror, staring at his stained upper lip. He knew without doubt his roommate Greg had given him a Muddy Chaplin.

by Bullfrog productionz May 19, 2014

muddy pony

similar to reverse cowgirl, but the penetration is anal.

sheila was on her period so we did the muddy pony instead.

by soiledbrown February 28, 2011

Muddy Trench

Slang for female human reproductive organs specifically the vaginal canal.

I got nice and sloppy all up in that muddy trench.

by chzmn January 8, 2016

muddy pearl

When you ejaculate in the anus and they fart a jizz bubble.

You should've seen the muddy pearl she blew last night!

by 6dudes1cabin April 8, 2022

muddy lobster

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.

Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster

by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014

Muddy marsh

Involves a human tongue, at least two fingers, a bearded trapper and some hand goop.

I still feel squishy after that round of muddy marsh.

by mhpbutnot November 30, 2018

Muddy Poodle

When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.

I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.

by Mr. Glisten November 15, 2013