non-missionary

The act of fucking in any other position besides missionary

Can we fuck non-missionary tonight Steve? Ok bob. Huh but it's two guys how! Im Confused

by Topdeck June 25, 2015

Froggy Missionary

When a woman is in the missionary position and the man squats over top of her and points his dick straight down and performs anal sex while bouncing up and down.

"Last night I did the froggy missionary on my mom! It was so lit!"

by Castomer April 18, 2019

missionary trip

Dropping acid and then proceeding to have sex while tripping.

person 1: "Crazy night last night, huh?"
person 2: "Yeah, I went on a missionary trip."

by jo_z May 31, 2015

online missionary

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you

Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"

by metroFIRE December 07, 2023