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by some corpse February 26, 2018
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The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
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well the meaning of life is clearly dogs because they are the must holy chubsters to have ever fallen down to earth

other words for dogs may be: cutie, woofle, floofle, chubster (if chonk) , woofer, doggone, doge etc...

just appreciate these adorable balls of floof and take care of them and: whomf you have the meaning of life.
dog: woof
person: cmere you little cutie pooty
person: *pets dog*
Person: gets cured of depression, ebola, cancer, lonelyness, joe and ligma
so dogs are the meaning of life
by dogmasterfloofle December 11, 2019
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"im gonna go do da meaning of life to my girlfriend"

"ok thats cool."
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It's very hard to say( this is very confidential), the meaning of life is BEANS, VERY THICCCC BEAN( like your MOM) haha lol my mom joke is so funny !!1!1!
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The meaning of life is death. Think about it. You're born, you do some stuff in the middle, then you die. Let's face it. Life is essentially meaningless. There is very little chance that anything you say or do will affect anyone long-term.
by Scary Hooman November 27, 2021
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