by its me guess February 26, 2020
Mateo is one of the best people you can meet, he is attentive and kind to all people, especially women, but every time he tries to enter into a relationship he gets hurt, in the same way he likes to make people laugh, he really likes to spend time with his friends and he takes great care of his friends although they almost always hurt him, if you ever know a Mateo do not miss him and get the best out of him.
Mateo is the best 😎
by Lokooooooo123 November 21, 2021
lil baby bitch with a big dicckkkkkk. He look like he a recovering failed heroin addict and likes to cook meth not for profit just for funsiesssss. He goes around offering to give head and likes sticking his penis in gatorade bottles in the community fridge. Then he gets hard and it pops like a bottle rocket. Him and his gay lover love to have threesomes with women who role play as dwayne the rock johnson with hair. they need super hairy eyebrows otherwise it doesn't work. He loves the rock hard experience.
by Dee Perdadi March 23, 2022
Stanky! Ugl rat with juicy feet ready to hummble and get on his knees...
Seduces u with his black short hair and black no soul eyes plus his hugee gigantic thick juciy hairy uncut cock.
He will make you're insides cry..
Seduces u with his black short hair and black no soul eyes plus his hugee gigantic thick juciy hairy uncut cock.
He will make you're insides cry..
by hot baby boy February 22, 2024
Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
by CLLDBU January 30, 2020
Someone who is pretty and cute as fuck. You can trust this person with your life! Never have you met such a caring and sweet person. They are so amazing, and you'll never find someone like this again!
You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!
Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes
You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!
Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes
by mama_we-re_all_going_to_hell November 22, 2021
mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)
by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023