kart

a retarded way to say cart

"im go get a kart"

by rghtr December 10, 2022

Mario Kart

Named after the Lil Mariko.

Person1: hey have you ever heard of Mario Kart?
Person 2: oh, you mean the song writer Lil Mariko?

by Doge2.0 April 12, 2023

Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play

P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea

by Metroid > Zelda May 29, 2023

Exprit Kart

A Kart that is driven by poor but amazing drivers that haven't sold there Kart after racing on Crosslink Competition, only good before 2021

that Crosslink driver Alex Stainfeild just got p1 on that 2020 Exprit Kart!

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

get mario karted

Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.

He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.

by anonlovesyou April 25, 2020

karted

an extreme juicy fart ; farting with such massive force the universe has to be reset to hold the impact.

Jesus girls, i just had a burrito and i just karted.

by yvey April 11, 2016

Welcome to Mario Kart

Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.

Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart

by WHATTHEDAWGDOIN November 24, 2021