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josiah

a vv sexy man has a fat shlong loves food and often pulls many hoes and leave them attached a fine female one day named kaleah is gonna walk up to him 1 day and kiss him!
by j2gokrazxy February 2, 2021
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Josiah and Zoe

Josiah and Zoe are one of the cuttest cuples ever. They are soulmates, being perfect for eachother.
They are perftect together like, Josiah and Zoe.
by Pussydestoyer29 November 20, 2023
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Josiah

A Josiah is a king, biblical speaking. He's very tall and handsome and he can sing and write songs and play piano and guitar and... well you get it. Trumpet life. Josiah's will surprise you. In bed. In a good way. Josiah's always keep their promises. If a bitch makes you lose a Josiah even for a little bit, the true love of Josiah will make you pay for the rest of your life. Everyone wants a Josiah on their team, and the most desperate people get more desperate than anything you could ever imagine. But Josiah's are disgusted by how pathetic they are. Josiah's wait for the real thing. Always. Allllll the ways. Josiah's can whoop ass, but they don't want to wind up in prison because they have a son and are ready to have more kids.
Damn! Josiah is fine as hell! But he's an angel under that red suit. Meow.
by Mamalike May 24, 2024
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Josiah Lovato

Josiah Lovato, if your name is this well your in luck you probably say you have a small dick but deep down everyone know you have a giant schlong and you know how to get down and dirty with it. Also you'r probably pretty hot and everyone calls you the rizzler, or rizzilla. Be proud to hold this name because you know you got the biggest dick in town.
GAH DAMN is that Josiah Lovato he's sexy ,I would let him smash any day of the week.
by ilovejosiahlovato May 11, 2023
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Josiah

A Josiah is a very handsome and fine and an exquisite man.He cares a lot for the people that he loves.He is very fun a funny and did I mention that he is handsome.And he also has a dump truck
Person 1: Whoaaa he has a dump truck

Person 2: Of course he does he’s Josiah
by Thefantabulousprincess July 20, 2021
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Josiah ciego

Josiah Ciego is a boy who has a huge penis. He is very inteligent, very attractive, and very athletic. Josiah ciego is just perfect overall.
That guys pulls all the hot babes just like Josiah Ciego.
by Pussydestoyer29 November 20, 2023
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josiah

someone who needs to get their money up not they funny up
Guy1: Did you hear josiah got his funny up not his money up
Guy2: Lmao rip bozo
by lightspeed_gamer October 18, 2021
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