Sugs before hugs

The belief that getting head comes before friendship with a woman

Chris is always trying to get laid, he clearly believes in sugs before hugs.

by German empire March 7, 2019

guild before drilled

The nerd WoW equivalent to Bros before hoes. It states that a guild member must put the members of his guild before sex, as far as priority goes.

I have to bail on WoW tonight guys. I'm getting laid.

No, bro! Guild before drilled!

by Sheldror the Conqueror October 9, 2011

lads before nads

Kind of like the saying bros before hoes except when your bro is gay

Lad 1: Damn, I could be eating Jake’s ass right now, but we bros have to stick together, lads before nads!

Lad 2: Thanks Kris!

by Rick Saccone March 13, 2018

sluts before nuts

the exact opposite of bros before hoes, the unlikable guy who thinks sluts should come before nuts(the bros). Used to define a fuckboy player who goes for the girls instead of hanging out with the guys.

Timmy: Hey did you know Jason is bailing out on our only guys party for some chicks at the club?

Gregory: *sigh* sluts before nuts

by Awesomeszt July 22, 2017

Booze before boobs

When you gotta ditch a chick to get some alcohol with your bros

"Yeah bro always go booze before boobs"

by Joey Schwartz March 26, 2019

before you know it

almost immediately

I'll be there before you know it. If you keep spending money like that, you'll be broke before you know it.

by Gemini Fox December 16, 2013

Bros before Moses

a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt

According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013