tard grunt

The very loud grunt a tard makes

Jimbo “ hi tard annon “
Tard anon “(TARD GRUNT)”

by Der Jude February 18, 2018

The Gremlin Grunt

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.

Yesterday Elizabeth transformed into The Gremlin Queen after she pulled off The Gremlin Grunt.

by Gamer_God_88 December 28, 2020

Chucky Grunts

The act of voluntarily or involuntarily grunting under one’s breath when dissatisfied or frustrated with a conversation or situation at hand. A type of non-verbal communication that occurs when someone (usually named Chuck) generates strange audible noises that often puzzle and/or further annoy anyone within earshot.

Person 1: "What's up with your friend, Dude? Why's he keep making those funny noises?"

Person 2: "Oh those are just Chucky Grunts...indirect ways of telling us he thinks we're both assholes who should shut up, quit talking or stop whatever it is we happen to be doing."

by OhioSomeone January 8, 2012

grandma grunt

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.

Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!

by The Real Driller July 5, 2021

Grunt Valve

A vehicle that has been modified so that it produces a loud, rumbling, aggressive noise when the engine is revved. This modification is known as installing a ‘Grunt Valve’

Dave: Bruv, what was that car that just sped past us, sounded like a TVR or something..?

Joe: Nah mate, saxo.

Dave: Shit man, must have a fat grunt valve innit.

Dave: What you sayin Joe?

Joe Just chillin in the grunt valve innit.

Dave: Fair play, whats the grunt valve sayin?

Grunt Valve: GGRRRRRRR – WAAAAP WAAAAPP WAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Dave: That’s some serious grunt valve right there Joe, he is on it.

Joe: Innit doe.

by Badmaninnitdoe October 7, 2010

darby grunt

The most appropriate response to almost anything in existence within this universe and/or its parallel versions.

Guy: I think we need to break up.

Girl: darby grunt.

Guy: Wow I didn't expect you to take it so easy!

Girl: *keys car*

by CODE7248 November 17, 2013

meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.

That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.

by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018