the feast of evil

this is the entire month of may where all evil celebrate their evil and all they did year long, and feast on any foods they want, even human babies and even have sex with them. a lot of people try to have babies in the month of may so their babies will be super evil. they tell their stories and they learn from each other and become even more greater and do it every year. they even kidnap babies to keep them until they grown up and just fed them what they want to feed them so they can drain all their blood to drink at this feast every year. to eat human babies. eat baby fruits off the trees, and baby animals instead of letting them grow up and mature and produce more meat...they love how tender and soft and juicy the flesh of a new born and season it to perfection. this is only for evil people and its illegal. they don't have a right to, they just don't get caught doing it.

i can't wait until the feast of evil to start in the month of may again.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 01, 2022

East coast feast

A sex position which consists of holding a girl upside down in a hand stand in the Atlantic ocean while eating her out

See also west coast wash

I met with this chick at the beach, we did an East coast feast

by CarmenTheStripper August 08, 2022

Ethiopian Feast

A name for a large orgy or freaky event popularized by distance runners.

"Hey Ben, are you going to the Ethiopian Feast at the pipe later? I heard that Noah will be there after he finishes recharging!"

by LetItLinger March 28, 2025

Ethiopian Feast

A name for a large orgy popular among distance runners.

"Hey Ben, are you going to the Ethiopian Feast in the pipe tonight? I heard Noah will be there!"

by LetItLinger March 28, 2025

JJ Feast

The JJ feast, or Vajayjay feast is the act of cumming inside of a woman’s vagina and then feeding it back to them using your fingers to scoop and feed.

After Jane climaxed John gave her the JJ Feast by cumming inside her and then scooping it out with his fingers and feeding it back to her.

by SKYScrapes October 28, 2019

JJ Feast

The JJ feast, or Vajayjay feast is the act of cumming inside of a woman’s vagina and then feeding it back to them using your fingers to scoop and feed.

After Jane climaxed John gave her the JJ Feast by cumming inside her and then scooping it out with his fingers and feeding it back to her.

by SKYScrapes October 28, 2019

village feast

A three-way sexual endeavor where one of the participants who is being spit-roasted is also spun & rotated around.

She totally got village feasted last night. We spun her like a pig roast.

by Powder Man May 12, 2021