A feral paralegal is an unsupervised or barely supervised (as in, “I met the lawyer once at last year’s Christmas Party”) paralegal who cranks out divorce and custody documents, prenuptial agreements, wills, and other documents typically for a flat fee commonly ending in “99”.
According to the Great Marshal Willick, Esq., feral paralegals are unlicensed, unregulated paralegals, operating divorce mills either entirely unsupervised, or under the farcical fig leaf of a token listed attorney, who often is not even in the same city as the paralegals being “supervised.”
by BadAtty October 22, 2025
Get the Feral Paralegal mug.Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
Get the Feral Front-Seater mug.Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
Get the Feral Front-Seater mug.Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
Get the Feral Front-Seater mug.Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- brings snacks and drinks into every vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs weather they know the lyrics or not
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops.
- refuses to take naps on any trip.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- brings snacks and drinks into every vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs weather they know the lyrics or not
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops.
- refuses to take naps on any trip.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring music. While snacking on her chips.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
Get the Feral Front-Seater mug.Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.
by designatedtwink January 28, 2025
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