edward pee pee hands

Used when one doesn’t wash their hands after taking a piss.

Derived from the Johnny Depp movie “Edward Scissorhands”

Cody: “I took the fattest piss ever, man.”

Liam: “Did you wash your hands?”

Cody: “No.”

Liam: “Wash them, Edward pee pee hands!”

Evan: “Hey guy, we have Edward pee pee hands over here!”

by slipperydingus69 May 7, 2018

kangaroo edward

Australian rhyming slang for rooted.
i.e. Kangaroo = roo, edward = ted

This email server is kangaroo edward.

by R4ym0nd0 March 9, 2008

edgar allan bro

A melodramatically depressed bro who expresses himself poetically. Listens to Snow Patrol, Thursday, and Taking Back Sunday.

Josh is being such an Edgar Allan Bro, all writing morbid poems on his livejournal about his ex-bro-ho.

Get off your ass, stop writing shitty poems on your LJ, and quit being such an Edgar Allan Bro!

by B100 January 12, 2009

Edward 40 Hands

Duct taping 40 ounce beers to each hand.

"Dude Im not gay, he was Edward 40 hands and I had to help him piss"

by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006

Edgar Allan Poe

one of the greatest poetic geniuses in history that married his cousin

Edgar Allan Poe is the writer of "bells" and "the raven"

by autumnlaydying January 31, 2006

Edgars

A Mexican or group of Mexicans , usually with a mushroom head or bowl cut type fade. He thinks he’s fresh with his “edge up “ but he looks the same as all his friends and cousins. Many of them own big trucks. They work in blue collar jobs such as construction, welding, plumbing, etc. They usually reside in Texas (specifically Houston and San Antonio) and parts of California.

Edgar #1: Ay wey, you down to ride foo?
Edgar #2: hell yeah lets stop by to grab some blunts and Modelo’s.

Group of Edgars: Grab some grape swishers and get some Dos Equis too wey

by JFromHTown September 3, 2019

Edgard

Edgard is like the Best Fucking Dude Ever. He'll always be there when you'll need it. He's amazing and funny, but you could hate him because he always gets with everyone!
He enjoys the life at any times.

"Oh my god, i need to speak with someone, Mark needs help for his homework and melissa wants to get with someone tonight at the party...."

"I know the right guy for you ! Go ahead call Edgard"

by Crazylittlething April 5, 2010