I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.
by Elohdaeh February 13, 2014
(n.) A boss tycoon of gargantuan proportions that be yokin' the caddie to the sideshows; runs the city real hyphy like; any item of great monetary value deisng and created from fine metals and jewels that is dipped in sauce
Brandon: uhm, Big T. diddy? I know it's not usually like me to ask you this, but I really like you and I was wondering if you wanted to go grocery shopping with me
T. Diddy: NO SIRREE BOB! That's not my job, I don't do that. I'm a pimp slash rapper, I thought you knew that. I'm also sicker than SARS, higher than Mars and I treat my bitch(see: Brandon Allen Meier) like an ATM card.
Brandon: who you iz tho?!
T. Diddy: What it cost? I'm a boss (boss) tycoon (tycoon)
T. Diddy: NO SIRREE BOB! That's not my job, I don't do that. I'm a pimp slash rapper, I thought you knew that. I'm also sicker than SARS, higher than Mars and I treat my bitch(see: Brandon Allen Meier) like an ATM card.
Brandon: who you iz tho?!
T. Diddy: What it cost? I'm a boss (boss) tycoon (tycoon)
by Sweatshop worker number 43542546247 October 29, 2005
Someone who thinks they are living large when they are clearly not. A poser. Unlike the real P Diddy.
by Billy Whitch July 14, 2006
by MellyMonster March 02, 2010
by Trevor B to the lizzle November 06, 2005
The term originating in the incident in which Diddy punched a guy in the jaw when he took offense at Diddy chatting up his girl.
by Sterces August 30, 2008
by mad tiger ess July 22, 2018