Dan

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by Melmelkaskas March 6, 2015

Dirty dan dan

A act of people in a ritual circle singing "4 big guys" while trying to shove their grandmas ashes up their ass while each other dicks are in each others mouth while each of their moms are using magnifying glasses to see

Me, my friends, and all of my family were preforming a dirty dan dan

by Smeatbeater3000 February 23, 2022

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dan

An usually repulsive or annoying bloke who happens to also be one of your mates. The individual has very large ears, and is generally considered to be a cunt of the highest calibre and order, even when compared to other such individuals. A 'Dan' however, is not totally without his merits, as he is possessed of a canny ability to verbally abuse those around him whilst himself being a magnet for such abuse, which usually centres around his ears and physical attractiveness, which is on a par with a weeping sore. Dan is known to be the inspiration for the popular ditty, "You stink of piss, you've got no mates, you like to swing on garden gates."

My mate Dan, who satisfies all of the above criteria.

by The 2nd Brother January 4, 2008

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