The act fo performing a chili dog on a woman with very small breasts. Giving a pearl necklace would be adding cheese.
Since her tits were so small, I couldn't give her a proper chili dog so I opted for the chili tots with cheese.
by smittenkitten January 05, 2014
after engaging in anal sex you pull out and slap your partner in the face with your feces covered penix
by mcgruff October 14, 2004
by donnishdirt April 20, 2010
A more advanced game of soggy biscuit. The biscuit is first shat upon, usually by a random member of the group, then the participants can begin as normal.
by AdamRickF&F January 27, 2010
A "Chili Dog" is when a man defecates on a woman's chest and then proceeds to "titty fuck" said woman.
by Smavs August 22, 2009
latin: Mammae defaecatus conpressionis
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Seeing my husband's penis slide through his own poop on my chest was such a turn-on. I mean, here was a man who loved me enough to poop on me, fuck me in the poop and then cum on my face. Chili dog just makes you feel special.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
the act of getting hot dogged (weener in between your buns with no penetration) while having mudbutt
by bum jacky chan November 16, 2010