Bummer

A theatrical production that is so lacking in merit that it causes the viewer to remove his/her bum (posterior) from the seat; a poor performance.

'I tried my very best to sit through The Vagina Monologues, but after half an hour of that cunt speaking I fell asleep. What a bummer'.

'So lacklustre was his performance that to call the production a bummer would be generous'.

'The transexual production of Puss in Boots didn't last until the second act; a bummer by definition'.

by The Bottom Inspectors December 08, 2018

hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").

I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!

by prairiefire June 12, 2010

bummers

Kids who eat all of the ice cream sandwiches and leave an empty box in the freezer

Uncle Joe's reaction after opening the freezer and finding an empty ice cream sandwich box...."Awe, YOU BUMMERS!"

by MockingShout December 21, 2022

Brintuzu, Bummer`~`Scape, brintuzU

Brintuzu, Bummer`~`Scape, brintuzU

Brintuzu, Bummer`~`Scape, brintuzU

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Bummer

When a penis thrusts into the asshole instead of the vagina accidentally during sexual intercourse

My boyfriend and I were having sex last night and his penis went in the wrong hole! When I yelled out, "Wrong hole!", he said, "That's a bummer."

by anonymous June 10, 2025

Endless Bummer

When sufers experience a prolonged period of little to no
waves in a certain locale. Pun on the famous surfing video
Endless Summer.

Brad: Where the fuck are the waves dude?
Joe: I know dude, Endless Bummer!

by TheBlackList January 26, 2010

phone bummer

A person who is always on his/her phone

And pays no attention to anyone else .

“You’re such a phone Bummer !!” Your never off your phone !!

by BadMotherTrucker22 November 27, 2022