Bitter Bollocks

A phrase commonly used to describe the cold weather outside as cold weather outside causes a male's testicles to become a lot tighter and move closer to the body. A phrase usually used when it is colder than usual this phrase describes the way a mans/boys testicles bollocks will shrivel up and become very small when cold. Every time it is cold this happens to a boy which is one of the reasons why they always have their hands down their pants. The testicles are shrivelled, tighter, harder and very cold and only warm heat will make them dangle again. The testicles correspond with the penis as the penis also shrinks and becomes a lot smaller when it is freezing or when a boy is outside in cold weather shrinkage. Basically when a boy is outside in cold weather his whole genitals are very small as a boys whole genitals shrink when they are cold but the term 'bitter bollocks' specifically relates to the testicles shrinking.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
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You're Bitter

"I wouldn't have lost if you didn't leave my shoes at your house."
"You're bitter. Like, for what."
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bitter tah

what you call a young child like a 6 and under kid and if they are crying they are a bitter tah
man that kid is a bitter tah
by z3pz May 20, 2023
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Bitter Balls

What happens when you freeze/refrigerate Pre made boba drink for a long period of time. The balls harden and loose the bounciness and joy of freshly made boba and become hard bitter raisin like balls of misery.
Dumbass Joe: damn I'm full asf I should probably save my boba for tomorrow and put it in the refrigerator
16 hours later

Yuck my boba turned into bitter balls! Why Lord why!
by reformedshibainu July 03, 2021
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Good as bitter

One better than gold.

Queensland Castlemaine Brewery brew XXXX Gold (Midstrength) and XXXX Bitter (Heavy).

Therefore, if you're not a pussy drink-wise, Good as bitter is one better than gold.
Guy 1: How'd your assignment go man?
Guy 2: Good as Bitter dude
by TheMrAwesome September 17, 2008
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Bitter psycho

Bitter psycho
by gnpt October 10, 2018
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bitter-nut

A polite way to let others know what shit actually tastes like.
Got a little crazy with that rimjob and ended up getting a tongueful of bitter-nut.
by Krunt Recovery August 12, 2011
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