Bitter Bollocks

A phrase commonly used to describe the cold weather outside as cold weather outside causes a male's testicles to become a lot tighter and move closer to the body. A phrase usually used when it is colder than usual this phrase describes the way a mans/boys testicles bollocks will shrivel up and become very small when cold. Every time it is cold this happens to a boy which is one of the reasons why they always have their hands down their pants. The testicles are shrivelled, tighter, harder and very cold and only warm heat will make them dangle again. The testicles correspond with the penis as the penis also shrinks and becomes a lot smaller when it is freezing or when a boy is outside in cold weather shrinkage. Basically when a boy is outside in cold weather his whole genitals are very small as a boys whole genitals shrink when they are cold but the term 'bitter bollocks' specifically relates to the testicles shrinking.

It is bitter bollocks today.

by urban_finder January 29, 2019

Bitter

Synonym für "Vincent ist hart gay"

"Vincent ist sehr bitter"

by Menschderphil February 18, 2019

Bitter Lemon

A rude elderly person, who often despises anything new, or wasn't around when they were younger.

Man, I can't stand living with Maria. The Bitter Lemon is always getting on my nerves.

by dolb February 26, 2024

Bitter-Sweet

She played me , it got me feeling mad and happy

Shordy texted me had me in bag but happy I was feeling bitter-Sweet

by Buggydaddy March 3, 2019

throwing bitters

taking bad mood out on others with words or actions

she is hungover, she has been throwing bitters all morning

by Mama McK June 17, 2016

sweet and bitter

(neg)ordinary or middle character day of itself,or at next,an adjective of the same characteristic for an item.

1-I started to break any a silence:What is derrr!.Dorry!Explain about of the sweet and bitter!
2-The explanation of:sweet and bitter cheese was right(cheese was angry making or some how tiring).

by now name February 8, 2023

bitter bombing

(v.) The curmudgeon’s online equivalent to glitter bombing. The act of attacking someone on a blog or website comments page without warning or provocation just because you’re a bitter old bastard that has absolutely nothing constructive to add to the discussion and you enjoy being a complete dick.

We were having this really engaging online debate the other day until that douche bag “4skin” showed up and begin bitter bombing everyone. Yeah, that pretty much killed it.

by Jurgis Rudkus December 23, 2011