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When you eat so much asparagus that you shit and piss smell bad.
I ate so much asparagus last night that I just took an asparagus shit!
by Bob's Valley February 3, 2026
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violent asparagus

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A code word used to identify fellow gay people without alarming the straights
"VIOLENT ASPARAGUS!"
"What the...?"
"NEVERMIND!"
by Alaska-Green November 16, 2017
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A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin
Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(
by Ladymae March 3, 2018
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Dirty Asparagus

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Similar to the Dirty Sanchez however, as referred to in Xbox party chat 5/6/2020 at 2010 hours, a dirty asparagus is when you fuck a chick with a stick of asparagus in her ass and then wipe it on her upper lip.
Hey Rover! It was cool how you gave that bitch a dirty asparagus to get rid of your asparagus pee!
by BillBobBosephus May 7, 2020
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Albino Asparagus

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A non-denominational, genderless, and non-binary label held by a member of ChogeHaus or it's associates.
But sir I had thought you were simply an impoverished apricot albatross? You must be mistaken ma'am, I am not effected by the worlds problems as you are. I am an Albino Asparagus!
by ChogeHaus May 13, 2021
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Carrot Asparagus

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ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021
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Jeffrey Asparagus

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Jeffrey but he is Asparagus
Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend
by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022
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