i.e. all shirts & skivvies are past the 3-day inside-out rule; and all your pants & socks are funk-starched to the point of standing on their own. You are past the laundry event horizon.
by norm051 April 01, 2011
Random Event Day lasts from January 1st to December 31st each year, and during this period you are allowed to beat up anyone who thinks that random arbitrary event days listed on UrbanDictionary are legally binding, have mandatory participation, warrant any legitimacy at all, are funny, or otherwise recognise their existence beyond a level of thinking they're stupid.
Extra punishment is allowed if someone posts a screenshot of the definition of an "event day" onto Discord with some ominous or victorious music.
Extra punishment is allowed if someone posts a screenshot of the definition of an "event day" onto Discord with some ominous or victorious music.
People who post about events such as Beat a Furry Day, Hug a Furry Day, Discord User Day, and all other similar event days are eligible for beating as per the specifications of Random Event Day.
by RobotSpark December 11, 2021
A biological organism, especially a human being, becoming part of an electrical circuit. The word can be qualified with adjectives such as "terminal" (fatal), "unexpected" (accidental shock), "disruptive" (causing delays to the transport system),
Did you hear about the unexpectedly nonterminal expected biological circuit event in Texas? The prisoner was taken back to death row and they have not decided yet whether to try again or pardon her.
by jojodict October 26, 2005
The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.
Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?
Billy: Really? What is it called?
Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
Billy: Really? What is it called?
Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
by JGator8 September 02, 2010
1. The point at which your frustration rises so that you lack the patience or vocabulary to express it, resulting in a deluge of random curses.
2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.
2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.
1. "Bas-tard motherfucking camelshit fuckjock! Bellydancing cocknobbler!" "...Dude, what's wrong with Steve?" "He passed the expletive event horizon."
2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."
2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."
by Saluriel May 30, 2010
by GamerKid69 April 26, 2021
A girls worst nightmare: the series involves in specific order a; donkey punch, gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. simply brilliant.
girl talking to other girl - "last night i encountered a series of unfortunate events first he donkey punched me, then i got a gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie and then the ass finished it off with a strawberry shortcake"
by jerry1010 July 20, 2007