Downloading an Airline

when you spend so much network at a given time that the others on the wifi network experience major lag.

"Yo bro can you stop downloading an airline on your macbook? I'm tryna install the fortnite update"

by Realfrfrfr December 22, 2025

American Airlines

The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.

Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

United Airlines

THEY BREAK GUITARS

United Breaks Guitars. Song by Dave Carroll
Thus, United Airlines suck

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 18, 2024

Pinochet Airlines

Airline founded by former Chilean President Augusto Pinochet. Luxury services marketed primarily to Marxist rebels included tours of the Pacific Ocean and Andes peaks. Such travelers enjoyed these excursions so much they never came back.

That Chilean commie's about to take a one-way flight on Pinochet Airlines.
Pinochet Airlines - catering to and creating good communists for decades.

by TANSTAAFL1 June 9, 2025